Well, hello there.
My name is Jess, and I’m not sure whether you’ve forgotten me or not. See, I don’t believe that I’ve posted a journal or any PROPER art in such a very long time, so it is quite understandable if you receive this in your activity stream and think
“Jupiter-Is-Dead? Who is this? What the..?”
Quite understandable.

Well, I was planning on posting a new journal like, 3 weeks ago? But then, we got a new computer (*Mac's FTW*) and you know how it is, you write a journal in Word, because it spell checks it, and then when you transfer the documents to the new computer, that’s the one thing you’ve forgotten.
Hmm, yeah.
Anyway, enough about me.

How are YOU?
I hope I find you well yadada... yeah.
Hmm. This could be a rather long journal because I’ve lots of things to talk about. Some of them not important, some of them.... not important.
Also, I’ve decided that I’m going to try and write one whole journal without smiley faces/emotes etc. Also, seeing as I am putting SO MUCH effort into this journal, please comment. Please tell me what you think. I don’t really care if you say that you like butterflies and condoms. I just like getting comments. (Great. Now, I bet some real wise guy is going to comment and be like “I LIKE BUTTERFLIES AND CONDOMS!” (Nice going, Jess. Nice going.) (Wow, that was a long introduction. Better get into it) (Keep reading, bitch.. )

Well, here goes *deep breath*

THE END.




Jokes, jokes. Were you annoyed? I bet you were.
Alright. Well, I’m going to set this out so I can clear my confuddled head.

<SCHOOL>
Well, as some of you (Lexxy etc) will know, I was away for the last week of school. It was not fun. Let me tell you now. Luna Park, however, was quite fun. *insert smiley face that I refuse to put in*
Now that I think about it , there’s really not all that much to say about school. SEEING AS IT’S HOLIDAYS!
But, unfortunately, we have to go back on Monday. *dies* I really enjoy sleeping in and checking my Facebook at 11 pm.
Speaking of Facebook, the next topic is...

<FACEBOOK>
Facebook is one of the many wonders of the natural world to me at the moment. It holds everything I could possibly want. Friends. Photos. Quizzes. Videos. Statuses.
So, I believe it is everyone’s best interests to GET A FACEBOOK AND BE MY FRIEND.

<HAWWWT BOYS> (Yes, Benny, I know you’re reading this)
It is also in everybody’s best interests, male and female, to googleimage these beautiful people.
(omfg, where is the bullet-point button on the Mac?) (Found it)
- BRENDON URIE : first and foremost. Beautiful, talented and my future husband. Just so you know.
JOSH THOMAS : swwwwweeeet looking AND funny
OLI SYKES : Lead singer of BMTH. pretty schweeeeet hair.
ANDY SIXX : see above “retty schwwwweeeeet hair”
WILLIAM BECKETT : enough said.
NATE NOVARRO : we’d be perfect, height wise. *sigh*
GABE SAPORTA : please see “WILLIAM BECKETT”
DAVID TENNANT: sexxy eyebrows, ayee, Lexxy?

Please comment and tell me who YOU think are worthy of my list.
They’d better be attractive.
OMFG, SPEAKING OF GABE SAPORTA (I did, see? Look upwards.)
HE HAS A SHIRT I WANT.
It is literally THE BEST SHIRT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
It says “Because I’m Gabe Saporta And I Can Do That”
I want it muchly.


<WORK>
Yes, I work at Asian Haven. No, it is not a brothel. (Benny, STFU.)
Yes, I only get $7 an hour. No, it is not a brothel.
Are we happy now?

< UPCOMING STUFF>
Yeah, I’d be lying if I said I had plans for any new photos. Because I don’t. And, OH SHIT, I haven’t done my thing for PDM yet. We’re supposed to do a kind of “dream photo” using PhotoShop. But, I wasn’t there for the last week, so yeah. I haven’t finished. And my computer doesn’t have any image manipulation programs on it, and I can’t download Gimp cos cos cos cos Mum said not to download anything. HULLLPPP.
Yeah. I know that we are getting our laptops next week. I think. And THEY have PhotoShop on them. So that’s cool.
(Yes, Lexxy. I KNOW you hate PhotoShop)
So, I guess I’ll just have to try and avoid Ms Caddey for as long as possible.


*Yawn*
I’m gonna go have some breakfast, ok?
Byee.
Lead nice lives and COMMENT.

Love,
Jess xxxxx